Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand? A: A churro.

Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.

Hold still, I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?A: Firetruck.

What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.

You’re so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.

Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open-toad!

I would make another chemistry joke, but they ARGON.